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Post by July on Jan 24, 2011 15:08:26 GMT -5
Make a wish, and the next poster will grant it. But it'll be twisted, I warn you.
I wish for a thousand dollars.
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Post by Andrew on Feb 3, 2011 17:06:30 GMT -5
You gate your 1000 dollars, but they are fake so you get arrested.
I wish for a cat.
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Post by July on Feb 3, 2011 17:27:33 GMT -5
Granted but the cat attacks you on an hourly basis.
I wish that I weighed nine pounds less.
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Post by Andrew on Feb 4, 2011 12:18:15 GMT -5
You lose those nine pounds but you die as you weigh nothing.
I wish for lots of money.
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Post by July on Feb 4, 2011 17:01:51 GMT -5
Granted but you get arrested for bank robbery.
I wish that Winter was over.
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Post by JD Storm on Feb 10, 2011 23:35:59 GMT -5
winter ends, but only technically speaking. you still get lousy winter weather for many more months.
i wish i had 2 beautiful women on each arm.
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Post by July on Feb 11, 2011 21:53:24 GMT -5
Granted but they steal your wallet and credit cards when they leave.
I wish that the weekend was always three days long.
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Post by JD Storm on Feb 11, 2011 23:52:04 GMT -5
you get the 3 day weekends, but become miserably ill for the whole weekend.
i wish i could win the lottery.
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Post by July on Feb 12, 2011 14:18:06 GMT -5
Granted but you only win three dollars.
I wish that school got out in April
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Post by JD Storm on Feb 12, 2011 21:37:51 GMT -5
Granted, but April becomes the last & longest month of the year.
i wish i had an army of servants to follow my every command.
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Post by July on Feb 13, 2011 20:04:07 GMT -5
Granted but they're only ten inches high and can't do much.
I wish that I knew if my future would go the way I plan.
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Post by JD Storm on Feb 13, 2011 22:16:02 GMT -5
granted, but you find out that your future plans completely backfire.
i wish i had the knowledge in my youth that i've got now.
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Post by July on Feb 14, 2011 17:16:11 GMT -5
Granted but with that knowlege the entire world is changed in some crazy way because you've altered the course of time.
I wish that I had more money for gas.
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Post by JD Storm on Feb 14, 2011 21:37:44 GMT -5
granted. now your car breaks down.
i wish i had a better car.
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Post by July on Feb 15, 2011 17:23:58 GMT -5
Granted but it gets stolen.
I wish that school was three days a week.
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